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				Funny Aussie Sayings
				Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 7:42 am
				by VRX_SMURF
				I love all the the Aussie expressions that get thrown into a conversation from time to time.
So I thought I would start this thread as a bit of fun.
Here's a few it kick it off.
Having a Barry Crocker - having a shocker
A bit George Clooney - a bit looney
The cheese and kisses - the misses
Going off like a frog in a sock
Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage.
Mad as a cut snake
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 12:07 pm
				by Metalstrix
				There's actually a little booklet you can buy with all Australian slangs in them. Love Aussie slangs xD
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 3:36 pm
				by VRX_SMURF
				Really, I will have a to keep an eye out for it.
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 1:28 pm
				by R4LLI4RT
				Bloody Jimmy Grants - Immigrants
hit the frog and toad - hit the road
i could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck - im hungry
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 1:38 pm
				by shadow-vex
				How old are these, coz I've never heard em
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 1:39 pm
				by Metalstrix
				Lol chris. Love the third one
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 2:28 pm
				by R4LLI4RT
				go tart yourself up - get ready
his got tickets on himself - highly oppinionateed
got the wog - have a cold 
stunned mullet - shocked
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 6:29 pm
				by Zaphod
				...pig's @rse!  
(and who remembers what made that saying popular?)
Chris - the 'hungry' one I've heard differently...  it involves a dead horse!
 
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 8:03 pm
				by timmo91
				"As flash as a rat with a golden tooth."
"You wouldn't know sh#t from clay if you stepped in it."
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 8:06 pm
				by Seffy
				In Adelaide I hear this around a little when I'm around car people:
"LIZBIFF SPEC" - really crappy commodore. 
"Lizbiff" refers to Elizabeth, SA where it is pretty much bogan central and you see quite a lot of commies around.
Edit: not sure if this actually counts, lol.
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 8:07 pm
				by VRX_SMURF
				The dog and bone - the phone
A few roos loose in the top paddock - a little crazy
I'm so hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck - I'm hungry
I could eat the crotch out of a rag doll through a cane chair - I'm hungry
Drier than a dead dingos donger on a hot day -I'm thirsty
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 8:08 pm
				by VRX_SMURF
				timmo91 wrote:As flash as a rat with a golden tooth.  You wouldnt know sh#t from clay if you stepped in it.
Gold
 
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 8:09 pm
				by VRX_SMURF
				Flat out like a lizard drinking - I'm busy
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 8:39 pm
				by Zaphod
				VRX_SMURF wrote:Flat out like a lizard drinking - Im busy
...it actually means the opposite - lizards don't drink, so it means you're doing nothing.
 
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 9:18 pm
				by VRX_SMURF
				Zaphod wrote:[quote:fc75ee0b4a=VRX_SMURF]Flat out like a lizard drinking - Im busy[/quote:fc75ee0b4a]      ...it actually means the opposite - lizards dont drink, so it means youre doing nothing.
Zaphod wrote:[quote:fc75ee0b4a=VRX_SMURF]Flat out like a lizard drinking - Im busy[/quote:fc75ee0b4a]      ...it actually means the opposite - lizards dont drink, so it means youre doing nothing.
You are totally correct, that's what I get for typing at traffic lights.....on my way home....haha