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Jokes / Comedy
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:54 pm
by Sven247
Ok so obviously got to be careful with language but post up your jokes and comedy/humour.
Todd Carney: If you came here for Pee jokes...
Well Urine the right place
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:27 pm
by Scooby Roo
Two fish in a tank
One turns to other and says 'how the f do you drive this thing'
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:06 pm
by Zaphod
My All-Time Favourite:
What's brown & sticky...?
...a stick! 
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:08 pm
by Zaphod
Equally bad:
What's orange and sounds like a parrot...?
...a carrot!
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:33 pm
by Scooby Roo
An oldie
What does DNA stand for.....
National Association of Dyslexics
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:27 pm
by shadow-vex
Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area. I've called him Bankstown.
I'm about to take part in the Great Bankstown Run. It's not an official race, You just stand in the city centre & shout "Allah is a Fuckwit" & then off we go.....
( DISCLAIMER no racism or disrespect is meant)
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:24 pm
by Zaphod
Nice knowing you Josh... where should I send the flowers...?
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:05 pm
by Mits
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.....but none of them work.
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:52 pm
by Zaphod
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: If it had four, it would be a sedan.
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:58 pm
by Zaphod
Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak and were feeling a bit chilly, so they lit a fire in the middle of the boat.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:02 pm
by Zaphod
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:05 pm
by Zaphod
Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense...?
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:52 pm
by mmjjee
Jokes? You guys are forgetting women's rights!
Re: Jokes / Comedy
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 2:09 pm
by bumblebee
