Classic Quotes

[Ash]

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill

[Ellimist]

If nissan motorsport is "nismo"
then holden motorsport must be "homo"

found it on the internet LOL

[tryg]

"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."
- TERRY MALLOY (Marlon Brando) in On the Waterfront (1954)

[Ash]

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

[Ellimist]

live long and prosper

[Ash]

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

[Ellimist]

confucious say don't try to kill mosquito with cannon

[Ash]

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

[Ellimist]

warp 1 engage!

[Ash]

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

[Ellimist]

space the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise...

[Ash]

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

[Ellimist]

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

[Ash]

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

[Ral1rt]

confucious once say: Man who put creme in tart is not necessarily pastry chef